The pizzas at anarchist joint I Due Forni (Italian for “the two ovens” for those inquiring minds) are so deliciously naughty that even the Marquis de Sade would blush. The arousing décor features walls pulsating with glittering graffiti and guest’s brightly scrawled raves. The menu, in Italian and German, offers an array of pizzas as diverse and exotic as the Kama Sutra and for your first time, something a bit unorthodox is recommended.
Modifications are not always frowned upon, so whether you would like to add one of the many titillating toppings (mushrooms, prosciutto, spinach, walnuts, etc.) offered or simply substitute tuna for pferdefleisch (smoked horse meat), you’ll have an endless amount of options to get you off. While you can’t say that the service is so good it hurts, what you do get is sex on a plate served to you by a sadist with a nose ring, which is at least half the fun. With hot, juicy cheese that bursts in your mouth with each glorious bite and thick, creamy tomato sauce this pizza ought to be served in the back room, cordoned off with heavy curtains that bear an age restriction sign. Prices vary, but the place is sure to give you the most bang for your buck considering that in spite of the owners’ refusal to advertise, this is the place for those from both near and far to come.
So whether it’s for a lunchtime quickie or a drawn out all night affair, I Due Forni is the perfect spot for both solo and orgiastic explorations in gastronomy. Make sure to ask for extra napkins.
Address Schönhauser Allee 12 Public transport U-Bahn to Senefelder Platz
Opening times Daily 12PM – Midnight Cost €€ Telephone 030 44 01 73 33